He Sees You When

by Anna Tatelman

This is a stand-alone monologue from the perspective of an irate Christmas tree.

Production and Development History

Production of "He Sees You When You're Sleeping" as part of Pacific Play Company's Love Sucks Festival of New Works, February 2023

“There is nothing more I love better than a monologue that constantly surprises me from one minute to the next and blends dark humor with metaphysical musings about life and love. Now when the speaker is a Christmas tree, or at least in the body, or should I say trunk, of a Christmas tree offering a blunt warning to its “owner,” I have to say I was enthralled. This is not the Hallmark moment I was expecting, and that is a very good thing. I would love to see this performed. The costume possibilities alone make me laugh so hard!”

Andrew Martineau
Playwright & Founder of Sundial Theatre

“What a dark and darkly funny Christmas fable! The Christmas tree is a font of dire warnings delivered with ironic humor. The string of revelations mixed with grand philosophical musings is most compelling. This is a wonderful antidote to the usual Christmas treacle.”

Paul Donnelly
Award-Winning Playwright